I haven't had a chance to write in here for a while. Since AP tests just hit and right after, my mom took away my computer for a bit. But all is back to normal now.
Speaking of AP tests, who did that "why so serious?" thing? If you don't know what I'm talking about, this is what it is...
Usually this is done in the free response section of your examination, because that's where the graders are reading. When you write you answer, right in the middle, randomly, you write "WHY SO SERIOUS?" and then cross it out and then continue your sentence. The point is to confuse the reader and not get punished for it.
After the tests, I asked Aaron Tumamao if he did it. He said that he wanted to, but decided not to because he was worried that if he wrote a shitty essay, the grader would get even madder when he/she saw the "WHY SO SERIOUS?" in the middle.
I laughed because I wrote a shitty essay and I
still did it.
And I thought whatever you crossed out doesn't get graded no matter what.
I bet Pac-Man has bulimia. There are 255 levels in Pac-Man. Each screen looks like it has over 200 dots.
255 x 200 = 51000 dots in the whole game.
Now, assuming you play a perfect run and get to level 255, you've just eaten 51,000 dots, maybe some ghosts, power pellets, and that fruit that appears randomly. Pac-Man does not take one dump. Not one.
I bet when you leave the arcade machine and turn around, he starts puking all over the screen.
I recently started up Mario Kart again. It's a fun game. If you don't have it, you should try it. When I play it, I start thinking what it would be like if Mario Kart took over the road in real life.
Are you late for an appointment? No problem. Golden Mushroom all the way. Traffic? Star power. Did that guy just flick me off and cut in front of me? BITCH, EAT BLUE SHELL.
Speaking of Mario Kart, I noticed that the Blue Falcon is in the small karts section. For those of you that don't know, Blue Falcon is the vehicle of Captain Falcon from the F-Zero series, which features hovercrafts that go up to supersonic speeds of 900 mph. If that's so, WHY THE HELL CAN'T I BEAT ANYBODY WITH IT IN MARIO KART?
I just realized that the entirety of the NES library takes less memory than 2 anime episodes.
Can anyone use an eraser entirely? I mean. Think about it. When you first get an eraser, it's all clean clean. Then you use it. It gets shorter...and shorter...and shorter until it get to some nub of rubber. And even then you can use it. At what point of an eraser's career does it just use up its last bits and disappear? You can't rub an eraser into nothing can you?
Haha that reminds me of this thing I read in a book that Kevin Yang gave me to read in silent reading last year in my Spanish class. It says: Does 1 grain of sand equal a pile? No of course not. Do 2? Of course not. Do 3?... And so on. And then the book asked me: At what number of grains does it equal a pile of sand? I couldn't concentrate for the rest of the day.
I have writer's block.
Maybe I'll write some more later ^^
