Words/Phrases I Don't Like [And some other stuff]

Basically
This word is really...really...really overused. I think I hear it at least once a day. I'm not even sure if people know if they're using it right. But even if they are, it's used sooo much and I wanna just bite into it so it will just say "cally."

No offense
God. Damn. This phrase is pretty much...like. Ok, lets say you heard this said to you:
"Dude, that shirt looks really bad on you."
And now imagine someone said this to you:
"No offense, but that shirt looks really bad on you."
I don't know about you, but saying "no offense" makes it worse than if you had just said the comment by itself. You guys....please. Please. Don't ever use this phrase. Please.

Epic
This is another example of an overused word. I see it everywhere. Especially on the internet. It's starting to bug me now =\.

I'm not even kidding
Ok this is just like a filler. It's like saying "sort of" or "um" or "uh" or "you know" etc. It doesn't bother me as much as the other phrases, but I'd prefer if people didn't use it as much as they do now.

lol (the inert kind)
I don't mind it if people say "lol" when they really mean it. It's when people just say it to reply to your message just to shoo you away. For example:
-hey whats up
~nm lol
-dude i lost my hw
~lol
-o_O
-now i got like...an F in the class
~lol
-uh...
~lol
-I have to go now
-ttyl
~lol k
~bye
~lol



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And now, something to think about:
Let's say you had a pirate ship. Every day, a part on the ship broke and you had to replace it on the same day. And this continues on every day until finally, you have replaced every part on your ship with a new part. Do you now have a new ship? Or do you have the same old ship with just some adjustments?

Hm. I'm not even sure if people read this stuff. If you do, let me know so I can feel better about putting posts up :D