I want to have a dream where I'm in a car on a road made out of rainbow. I would be driving it at about 80 miles per hour. There would be no traffic. Because I have star power and blue shells.
Or how about one where I can transform into any Pokemon I want? Actually, that would make me Ditto. But I would be a sweet Ditto. And I would be blue instead of pink.
I've always wanted to have a dream where I'm Darth Vader or something. Why not a good guy? Because Darth Vader has the coolest voice in all of Star Wars exceptformaybegeneralgrevious. I also get a sick mask to hide my ugly face and my lightsaber would be colored red: the color of freaken BLOOD. And then in the dream I would probably marry someone with the same mask as me and I can get a job as a scientist where I study the effects of lightsabers making contact with butts.
A lot of video games have the Godmode cheat. That would actually make for a nice dream. Invincibility, super strength, and whatever else to make you super awesome. I'd also have to get some sort of thunder hammer. So I can smite people.
OR HOW ABOUT EATING AS MUCH AS YOU WANT WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCES.
If any of these dreams come into my head when I'm sleeping, I'm never waking up. Except to pee.
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